Of Melonade and Battlechips

Snooooooooooooooop

2005-11-19T20:28:00.000-08:00

If anyone wants to challenge me on Ratchet: Deadlocked, my screenanme is Mk_97.

That is all.

*static*

WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?!

2005-11-16T20:44:00.000-08:00

Ugh...haven't updated this crap in a while. Sry hmbrgr.

AaaaaanYwAYz, I return from my social life (if I had one, I know I have one) only to find that the HOMESTAR RUNNER WIKI has been HAXORED by NSMC. At first, I thought this was King Nintendoid getting revenge on the HRWiki because he doesn't like that...type...of company, but I thought otherwise. (No offense.)

So I'll be busy hunting the arses of spambots and trolls alike this thanksgiving 2005. Happy Holidays? Nah.

I feel grumpy right now.

2005-10-16T10:12:00.000-07:00

So just chillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 'till the next episode.

Anyways, some guy - DFPS - shunned Super Sam at the Fanstuff Wiki today. That, and I was in a bad mood before it happened. So I...um...you know.

Man, if I keep up with this personality, I might die tomorrow. I hope not.

Markie?!

D'oh!

2005-10-01T19:39:00.000-07:00

"I can't guarantee that we will be especially good about responding to each and every email we get. Sometimes we get busy and ignore that mail box for months on end. But don't give up hope. Eventually, the mail server will get full, and we'll need to delete some of the applications, so we'll all get together and read through the resumes in there and make fun of people's spelling errors or read their "Job Objective" statements in sarcastic voices and stuff like that.

But maybe we'll see your samples or your web page and all at once the laughter will stop, and our jaws will drop, and then somebody will say, "Whoa." And then I'll look a them and I'll say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And then someone will yell, "I'm way ahead of you buddy!" as they pull up in the company bus/monster truck and as we all pile in, somebody shouts out, "LOCK AND LOAD!" And we drive full speed to your house and you come out and say "D-D-D-Double Fine? But--" and we put a finger to your lips and say, "You had us at hello!" And then your parents try to stop us because they don't understand, so we duct tape them to a streetlight and peel out, popping a wheelie all the way down the street while "Sweet Home Alabama" blares out of the radio and then you and I try to say something at the same time because we're both so excited, so then we both shut up so that the other can talk, and then we both say, "No, you go!", but then we both start talking again at the same time, and we have to just laugh until we're crying tears of joy, and we sense in our hearts that we will all be best friends forever and ever, and never think about what or who we were before. We will just enjoy the ever-unfolding kaleidoscope of happiness and discovery and adventure and laughter that lie before us.

And then we pull up to the office and I yell, "Alright, back to work suckers. And no talking!" And weld the door shut with everyone inside as I laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh, the fun."

-Tim Schafer, doublefine.com

Sweet short rant about shameless plugs

2005-09-11T19:14:00.000-07:00

Okay, look people, STOP SHAMELESSLY POSTING COMMENTS ABOUT ADVERTISING YOUR SITE in my blog. It's annoying and a butt. If you do this after I post this, then...it gets OWNED.

GASP Am I responsible for the BSWiki being closed?

2005-09-10T10:58:00.000-07:00

You bet your sweet Dan it is!

Dot Dot Dot sucked for two minutes.

2005-09-09T21:29:00.000-07:00

...

...

...

Have you tried Googling "phpbb sucks" yet?

I deserve a break, eating pudding with a spoooooooooooon!

2005-09-04T22:03:00.000-07:00

MarkieV101: I decided it's time for a vacation
MarkieV101: I mean, a personal vacation
ProZD Kp: Ah
MarkieV101: Take a break from HMB
MarkieV101: It's littered with chaos and pudding and darkness
MarkieV101: And lysol detergent rots the streets
ProZD Kp: Bah, I've seen worse
ProZD Kp: Some of Nick's ideas and discussions are very disturbing though
MarkieV101: ...yeah
MarkieV101: I should tell him that
ProZD Kp: I've stopped watching Bonus Stage
ProZD Kp: For good
MarkieV101: And somehow I don't feel like watching Bonus Stage right now
MarkieV101: To be honest, that's one of the reasons why I'm taking a break
ProZD Kp: What, Bonus Stage?
MarkieV101: Yeah.
MarkieV101: And not you
MarkieV101: REASONS:
MarkieV101: MarkieV101: 1. Blackness
MarkieV101: 2. King Nintendoid?
MarkieV101: 3. Bonus Stage
MarkieV101: 4. A lot of fanfictions to work at
MarkieV101: 5. Labor Day
MarkieV101: 6. More time with the HRWiki Forum
MarkieV101: 7. Waiting for "Ratchet: Deadlocked"
MarkieV101: Don't worry, I'll still be online
ProZD Kp: King Nintendoid?
MarkieV101: Hmmm...let's see...he's probably caused half of the chaos in HMB, I supposed
MarkieV101: Though most of it is in a good way
MarkieV101: Nonetheless, I will begin my break
MarkieV101: Right after I go to sleep
MarkieV101: Good night.
ProZD Kp: G'night

MarkieV101: ProZD says your discussions and ideas are...uh...I forgot
Hagurumon31: Hmmm?
MarkieV101: Let's just say they prolong the inevitable
MarkieV101: IT'S CHAOS AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST
MarkieV101: I need a break
Hagurumon31: My discussions...prolong the inevitable?
MarkieV101: ...mm-hmm, this my shhhhhhhhhh
Hagurumon31: Um... GIR?
MarkieV101: No.
MarkieV101: I'm taking a well-deserved personal vacation
Hagurumon31: A vacation to Hydrox?
MarkieV101: No.
Hagurumon31: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend Hydrox.
MarkieV101: I'm taking a well-deserved personal vacation for the following reasons:
MarkieV101: 1. Blackness
MarkieV101: 2. King Nintendoid?
MarkieV101: 3. Bonus Stage
MarkieV101: 4. A lot of fanfictions to work at
MarkieV101: 5. Labor Day
MarkieV101: 6. More time with the HRWiki Forum
MarkieV101: 7. Waiting for "Ratchet: Deadlocked"
MarkieV101: Don't worry, I'll still be online
Hagurumon31: Wow. That's a lot of reasons.
MarkieV101: A lot of reasons = 342 reasons
Hagurumon31: Maybe you'll still be paid for your vacation.
MarkieV101: 342 reasons = comeback joke about moms or faces
MarkieV101: No, I don't get paid for vacations
Hagurumon31: :/
Hagurumon31: I wish people could...
Hagurumon31: If so, I'd be rich.
MarkieV101: They do.
MarkieV101: Unfortunately, I'm not one of them
MarkieV101: ...YET.
MarkieV101: So anyways, I should be going to sleep soon
MarkieV101: I have to prepare for Labor Daybor
Hagurumon31: And I need to go to bed, too. Sooo...
MarkieV101: While you're at it, think of all the mayhem you have caused while you were away at the HRWiki forum.
MarkieV101: POOR CLAMS.
Hagurumon31: Wow. Well, see ya later. i'ma go to bed.
MarkieV101: Sloop tight
Hagurumon31 signed off at 10:02:24 PM.

----

Yes folks, I'm taking a break from HMB. But that doesn't mean I don't love all y'all very much, now does it?

And sorry KN if this offends you in anyway. Uh...ARGLEBARGLE?

iSketch never let me down

2005-09-02T21:17:00.000-07:00

I won an iSketch game.

IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE.

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Brody shall free the chickens!!!

2005-08-28T17:48:00.000-07:00

MarkieV101: ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO THE CHICKENS OF KFC?!
ProZD Kp: I've heard
MarkieV101: Sad, isn't it?
ProZD Kp: They're gonna die, anyways
ProZD Kp: Not saying it's okay
MarkieV101: I know
ProZD Kp: But really, they're doomed from the beginning
MarkieV101: Chickens have feelings too, but you already knew that
MarkieV101: Let me get something out of my pocket first
MarkieV101: *gets out an excerpt of a blog*
MarkieV101: "The average KFC chicken suffers for 6-7 weeks, from birth until death. A short, short life a misery that ends before they mature. The chickens live in huge shacks, wallowing in their own filth and the corpses of other chickens, without any room to turn around. They often go insane from the stress, and have their beaks seared off painfully so that they can't harm each other when they fight. They are fed drugs to fatten them up. These drugs make them so fat that they are top-heavy, and oftentimes cannot move, even to the water feeder. This is how many chickens (those who don't die of stress or harmful gas) die of thirst. Many suffer broken bones or disease. The chickens are given antibiotics, so many that super-germs are created, that can survive antibiotics. Those who are not selected to give birth are crammed into trucks and sent on long, agonizing trips without food or water. Many chickens suffocate under the weight of the chickens crammed on top of them."
MarkieV101: "Once the chickens are to be slaughtered, they are kicked, squeezed, thrown, and otherwise abused by factory workers. They are crammed into mechanical devices that hold them upside down. Chickens with legs too big to fit in the clamps have their legs broken by factory workers so they can fit in. They are sent through electrified baths of water that are intended to stun them, so that they will not be conscious when their throats are slit. However, the voltage is rarely turned up high enough to stun the chickens, so they only cause a large amount of unnecessary pain. Then their throats are slit, which also does not kill instantly, so many chickens are left bleeding and in pain when they are run through the scalding bath of hot water that removes feathers. This is where most of the factory-farmed chickens die.

And chickens aren't the only victims. Cows and pigs are also factory farmed. Independent family farms are being destroyed to build new factory farms."
ProZD Kp: Are you trying to convince to be a vegetarian or something?
ProZD Kp: *convince me
MarkieV101: Nope
MarkieV101: I am not
ProZD Kp: I see
MarkieV101: I will always be an Omnivore
MarkieV101: *grazes grass*
MarkieV101: But yeah, the person who posted this excerpt wants to convert to vegitarianism

AW NAW.

2005-08-28T10:16:00.000-07:00

Great. My site had to have a sort of redirect to bible studies.

I tried to visit it this morning, but, uh, err...I'm too lazy to explain it right now.

Oh, wait, I scrambled the p and the s around.

Never you mind.

SIGN PIC

2005-08-25T08:23:00.000-07:00

I finally got noticed...in a semi way...in the Sign Pics thread at the HRWiki Forum.

MHG says she can't read it. I understand it clearly, but, uh...STOP HITTING ON ME. I'M JUST ME.

Anyhoo, my compy experienced a near-death experience no thanks to my brother.

He's a dead duck.

A study on Leching that a guy would approooooooooooove on?

2005-08-23T20:33:00.000-07:00

Uh...okay...

The following info is not to be distributed to the government or anybody else at the HRWiki unless I says so. So here we go.

"Hey, how many licks to the center of YOUR Tootsie Pop?"

"I'd like to put my cable in your plug."

"Let DG handle it, she is good with pants."

MarkieV101: Here are some lechable quotes that shall not be wiretapped to the government
MarkieV101: Here we go
Hagurumon31: O_O
MarkieV101: Note that I am quoting people
MarkieV101: "Hey, how many licks to the center of YOUR Tootsie Pop?"
Hagurumon31: Okay.
MarkieV101: "I'd like to put my cable in your plug."
MarkieV101: "Let DG handle it, she is good with pants."
MarkieV101: Either way, they're leching at the HRWiki
Hagurumon31: What's "leching"?
MarkieV101: Whoa, cough cough coffee eggs bacon!
MarkieV101: Hold on there, cowboy! Leching is, uh, go down there at the forum to find outs!
Hagurumon31: Err...kay.
MarkieV101: DO IT NOW.
Hagurumon31: Where at on the forum?
MarkieV101: http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=921&start=780
MarkieV101: And also...
MarkieV101: http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=4149
MarkieV101: HAW HAW HAW.
Hagurumon31: Um...okaaaaaaaaaay...

I will put up the meanings of the quotes once my parents are looking away. YAY.

Does Einoo know HTML? Who asked you that anyways?

2005-08-23T15:16:00.000-07:00

I just rediscovered good ol' Einoo's Blargg.

One question bother's me though...

HE KNOWS HTML?! GASPNESS.

HOORAY FOR MEWD

2005-08-20T19:40:00.000-07:00

* MarkieTehYoshi thinks it's time for Wheel of Fortune
M_Roast OMG.
* EncounteringGrem goes bankrupt
M_Roast WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
M_Roast I'm being Vanna White for Halloween.
Skee I'd like to be a vowel
M_Roast And my Big Sister is being the wheel.
Sui64 Pat Sajak... man, ever since watching How to Kill a Mockingbird, that guy's face is hilarious.
Skee *buy
EncounteringGrem wheel of fortune so jumped the shark when they gave you letters for the bonus round
* Jitka turns Skee into "E"
Skee roffle
*** Skee is now known as E
* MarkieTehYoshi solves the puzzle

IRC CHAT!

2005-08-18T19:59:00.000-07:00

Hey Roasty!
I once did a cafepress for fun.
ROASTY!
Hey, Jitka.
Let's sing a song.
You start.
okay
i will
I ordered some typa shirt off CafePress too/
*brings out guitar*
Okay, then.
How can this be?
Improvise, though.
*starts strumming*
When your only friends are hotel rooms
How could this happen, yes, how could this be?
*sings*
*strum de dum*
I only just turned twenty-three, it can't be!
I'm not ready to die!
*struu-uh-uhm*
Hands are distant lullabies
http://threadless.com/product/283/Water,_Just_Water - holy crap awesome shirt.
* Jitka keeps the beaches shipwreck free
okay, so no one's singing the song
Look what happened, look what happened now!
*strumming stuff*
I'cant sign
So far away from all I love, now!
*sing
*dooby dooby*
Whatever happened to me being there on earth?
*guitar strumming*
Singing my heart out and wowing those down on earth!
*strum strum strum*
woah woah WOOOAAAAH
I don't want to be an angel!
I don't want to be an angel nooooooooow!
*st-st-st-strum-de-de-de*
*beatboxing*
There must be something I can do!
*wicked awesome guitar solo with acoustics*
I can't stay up here in heaven with you!
*lyrics*
*without the solo part, strum*
I know I got hit by a car, but in life I could go so far!
*wicked riff*
*said text*
Let me go back, give me one more chance to hit the stage and sing and DANCE!
*MEEEDLEY MeeEEEEE*
I don't want to be an angel!
*meedley*
I don't want to be an angel!
*struuuuuuuum*
I don't want to be an angel...
*fading acoustics*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
*BA-DUM*
*meedle*
Woot, guys.
*** FireBird has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
That was AWESOME.
I did the meedling.
Here, have a guitar.
*throws guitar*
I meedled quite well.
* Jitka catches
*** ed122589 is now known as FireBird
I can pla Keyboard
Yes, Jitka is quite a meedler.
I meedle often.
MEEDLEY'D
Then do so, I'll be drums
Meedley moo.
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEEDLING KIDS!
* Jitka meedles
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

Social Experiment

2005-08-17T21:49:00.000-07:00

MarkieV101: Nick Bate, what up, my man?
Hagurumon31: I dunno.
Hagurumon31: Playing stuffs.
MarkieV101: Here is a spoon then
Hagurumon31: A spoon?! OMG!
MarkieV101: Use this in the streets and scoop up every last drop of ice cream
MarkieV101: I will monitor your progress on top of a daily newspaper syndicate with a sniper rifle
Hagurumon31: The best part of waking up is ice cream in my spoon.
MarkieV101: Should you fail, I will not give you this bottle of Sprite
MarkieV101: DO IT NOW
Hagurumon31: OMG! It's Sprite-tacular!
MarkieV101: I said get some ice cream!
MarkieV101: This is a social experiment, you know
Hagurumon31: *gets some ice cream*
MarkieV101: I mean scoop it from innocent bystanders!
Hagurumon31 signed on at 9:35:20 PM.
MarkieV101: DO IT!!!
Hagurumon31: *scoops ice cream from a baby. It starts crying*
MarkieV101: Scoop that guy's ice cream over there
Hagurumon31: *scoops that guy's ice cream* Okaaaay!
MarkieV101: THAT GUY'S GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!!!
Hagurumon31: oh, no!
Hagurumon31 signed off at 9:45:55 PM.
Hagurumon31 signed on at 9:46:05 PM.

MarkieV101: I see your name is now Zola
ProZD Kp: Indeed
MarkieV101: It reminds me of a PopCap game called Zuma
ProZD Kp: Ah
MarkieV101: I advise you to take this spoon then
ProZD Kp: *Takes it*
MarkieV101: Then go around in the streets and eat any and all ice cream scoops with it
ProZD Kp: *Does so*
MarkieV101: That, and I will monitor your progress with a sniper rifle and make sure you don't get sprayed by pepper
ProZD Kp: You do that
MarkieV101: Okay then
MarkieV101: *does that*
MarkieV101: How is the scooping?
ProZD Kp: It is well
MarkieV101: Are there any dogs chasing you?
ProZD Kp: No
MarkieV101: Any cats then?
ProZD Kp: Some
ProZD Kp: But they do not seem hostile
MarkieV101: Carry on then
ProZD Kp: *Does so*
MarkieV101: *pulls out binoculars*
MarkieV101: *monitors cats closely*
ProZD Kp signed on at 9:35:20 PM.
MarkieV101: You're still there?
ProZD Kp: Yes
MarkieV101: KEEP SCOOPING THEN
ProZD Kp: *Continues to scoop*

I have a confession to make...

2005-08-15T16:18:00.000-07:00

I'VE GOT A SLIM JIM PS2. BOOHOO.

Messages

2005-08-15T14:38:00.000-07:00

WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WE ALREADY HAVE A PSP UPDATE?! AND WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WE ALREADY HAVE A PETITION AGAINST JACKO?

People need to notice GamerFocus and HMB now.

SOURZ

2005-08-09T14:17:00.000-07:00

MarkieV101: What is your opinion on Jack Thompson?
MarkieV101: This is URGENT
Mewd6: I blindly agree with every webcomic that has made fun of him.
MarkieV101: VG Cats had one of the best comebacks ever
Mewd6: Yes.
MarkieV101: Why is Mr. Thompson trying to water video games down anyways?
MarkieV101: Do the Brothers Chaps have a say in this?
Mewd6: It's not watering down, he's simply being oppurtunistic.
Mewd6: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-08-08
MarkieV101: I read that already
MarkieV101: But just in case...*click*
Mewd6: Have some found cake.
MarkieV101: GAH.
Mewd6: G'OH!
MarkieV101: *quickly jumps in warp pipe*
MarkieV101: AAAAAAAAH

This is not about Iraqi Suicide Bombers

2005-08-08T20:20:00.000-07:00

I am no longer pissed at Matt Wilson.

Instead, I am pissed at the Thompson that is first named Jack.

I don't hate him, but he's retarded. Not that I speak emo or anything.

MarkieV101: I am currently twitchy-faced right now
ProZD Kp: Ah
MarkieV101: http://gamerfocus.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=99&Itemid=60
MarkieV101: That is why
ProZD Kp: Yes, that guy is a dumbass
MarkieV101: Wait until he gets angry mobs at his front door
MarkieV101: And the angry mobs will hold Rocket Launchers, Nines, AKs, .22s, Katanas, and they'll all be Iraqi Rebels

MarkieV101: Have you seen the ghost of Jack Thompson?
Mewd6: He just left.
MarkieV101: Well, serves him right

OH noes.

2005-08-04T19:55:00.000-07:00

MarkieV101: OMG MARKIE JUST FELL OFFA CLIFF
n0 70ppin95: OH NOES!

Regarding something about lemonade and mercenaries

2005-08-04T19:25:00.000-07:00

WHO ARE THEY AND WHAT DO THEY WANT?!

HUH?!

HUH?!

HUH?!

Greek myth story time!

2005-08-01T11:42:00.000-07:00

WHY IS EVERYBODY TERRIFIED OF ME ON AIM?!

July sucked for two minutes

2005-07-25T22:08:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Well, let's discuss some issues.

First, I have AIM.

Second, I'm conducting an experiment on my old laptop.

Third, I'm pissed off at Matt Wilson.

Fourth, I threw up one too many times.

Fifth, I NEED A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT.

Sixth, I'm reinstalling my 31-day trial of Flash.

That is all.

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

Quicktime sucked for two minutes

2005-06-30T16:53:00.000-07:00

I've got a mystery on my hands. With Qwik-ey-time. You see, I have Quicktime - and its plugins - Version 6.5 - on my Firefox Browser, but when I view ytmnd.com, um, it doesn't work. The browser says that additional plugins need to be installed in order to view the content displayed on the page. If anyone is reading this, like KN *insert random gesture KN approves of here*, and could offer me assistance, then that would be grood.

FruityLoopy!!!

2005-06-03T21:41:00.000-07:00

*posts sign saying "Be right back, the system is fine. Nothing is ruined. Will work for Vicks VapoRub, is working in music studio right now"*

...I'm miserable.

2005-05-16T14:54:00.000-07:00

The reason I cry a lot is because I don't want people to get mad at me. I am so sick and tired of being sick and tired. I can't let people say to me "that's life!" or "you're abnormal" just like my mom would do. I don't want pain. I can't afford to.

I can't.

No.

GAR.

2005-05-12T08:02:00.000-07:00

*sighs* It's been a while. But at least I'll bring back souvenirs. From RCT2.

Okay, now where was I? Oh, right. 11111111111!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *bang bang*

Checkmated!!!

2005-04-19T20:26:00.000-07:00

You have just entered room "themazeoftorment."
Keirsah: Since they first started electing Popes, maybe?
Chef Torte MIA: You might be on to somezing.
The Blue One 999: Speaking of voting
The Blue One 999: Who got voted to be Mewd?
Mewd6: Panzer, remember?
Keirsah: Mewd. But Al Gore filed suit in Florida
The Blue One 999: Gah
The Blue One 999: I bribed several people
The Blue One 999: AND rigged the ballot
The Blue One 999: What happened?
Chef Torte MIA: I zink Homieg screwed up ze ballots.
The Blue One 999: Damn that Homieg
The Blue One 999: Remind me to send him a hateful telegram tomorrow
Chef Torte MIA: Zis ist Mewd's chat, Blue.
The Blue One 999: A SINGING telegram
Chef Torte MIA: He doesn't allow svearing.
Chef Torte MIA: He'll get Smash to pummel you good.
The Blue One 999: That word is hardly a swear
The Blue One 999: It's used in Monkey Island 3, man
Keirsah: I'm going to play a game, so I must close windows. Byebye. *Pummels and then exits*
The Blue One 999: And other games
The Blue One 999: LOTS of other games
Keirsah has left the room.
Chef Torte MIA: You look pummeled.
Chef Torte MIA: Diddy Kong Racing music ist groovy
Mewd6: Hey, you too.
Chef Torte MIA: eh?
The Blue One 999: I must leave
The Blue One 999: Before the water gets me
The Blue One 999: *points out water steadily rising*
Mewd6: BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY THINK KEEPING THIS CHAT TOGETHER.
The Blue One 999: Well, that's your problem now
The Blue One 999: *timer appears with 00:00:20*
The Blue One 999: Seeya
The Blue One 999: *puts on snorkle*
The Blue One 999 has left the room.
Chef Torte MIA: uh oh
MarkieV101: So is it safe to come out now
Chef Torte MIA: NO
Chef Torte MIA: It's NEVEIR safe
MarkieV101: darn.
Mewd6: About as safe as an Earthquake.
MarkieV101: it's possibly because I never get a say in this
MW Expert Lud has entered the room.
MarkieV101: at least there's Ludwiggy
Mewd6: LUDWIGGY IS HERE TO SAY THE DAY.
MW Expert Lud: The day
Chef Torte MIA: Say ze day?
Mewd6: SAVE ALSO.
MarkieV101: Also the day is said!
Chef Torte MIA: Vell in zat case I'm here to mispell AND conqueir ze dya.
Chef Torte MIA: *day
MarkieV101: Right. Sooooooo...where's the fridge? I'm starving.
Chef Torte MIA: Ze free buffet tonight ist eating Mewd
MarkieV101: oooooh...harsh.
MarkieV101: *gets sporks*
Chef Torte MIA: *chews Mewd's intestine*
MarkieV101: *revs up chainsaw*
Mewd6: You realize what's INSIDE of those entrails?
MarkieV101: Not really, except for a time bomb
Chef Torte MIA: I'm not too vorried about it.
MarkieV101: Okay, suit yourself and be prepared for A SPLODE
MarkieV101: *chews on ribs*
MW Expert Lud: Can I have the liver?
Chef Torte MIA: No!
Chef Torte MIA: I'm planning to eat zat viz some fava beans and a side of ciante.
MarkieV101: I like liver with some cilantro and barbecue sauce.
Chef Torte MIA: *gives Ludwiggy the heart* zis zing's too sappy for moi to eat, you can haf it
Mewd6: Please stop eatting me.
MarkieV101: Nooooooooooo! The last lifeline!!!
Mewd6: I need my vital organs to function.
Mewd6: And write mediocre stories.
Chef Torte MIA: But you'll just come back
Mewd6: Yes, but you'll start eatting me whenever.
Mewd6: I can't let this become a habbit.
SuperWooster has entered the room.
Chef Torte MIA: I'm only cannibalistic tonight; despite you being of a diffeirent species.
Chef Torte MIA: Besides, it's not like I hafn't tried to eat you before.
MW Expert Lud: *grinds the heart up and uses it to season a pizza*
Mewd6: Wooster! Help!
Mewd6: They're eatting me!
SuperWooster: Why? You're heartless.
SuperWooster: *Keyblade's Mewd*
Chef Torte MIA: *offers Wooster Mewd's pancreas*
Mewd6: Ow!
Chef Torte MIA: It's really good viz ketchup
SuperWooster: *Take*
SuperWooster: Where's Zim? he'd be eating this stuff up.
Chef Torte MIA: He's probably off defying moi
Chef Torte MIA: You know, enjoying Foamy, laughing at Napoleon Dynamite, going to Hot Topic and becoming gozic
Mewd6: Torte, you remember when you were eatting my bowels earlier?
Chef Torte MIA: Yes
Mewd6: My previous meal happened to be Koopasta cooked by Tayce T.
Chef Torte MIA: *vomits*
Mewd6: Well that's unpleasant.
Chef Torte MIA: Et tu, Mewde`?
Mewd6: *Retrieves organs*
Mewd6: Okay you guys, cough up the rest.
Chef Torte MIA: *listens to Rusty Bucket Bay*
MW Expert Lud: I'm sorry, but I sold your kidney on eBay
Mewd6: Who would buy it?!
Chef Torte MIA: Da Real Kooky
Chef Torte MIA: he seems to haf an affinity for you
Chef Torte MIA: I am upset
MW Expert Lud: How come/
MW Expert Lud: *?
Chef Torte MIA: Rarevare leaving Nintendo
Chef Torte MIA: I'm starting to enjoy ze B-K series again zrough some MP3's and it's just so sad zat I'll miss out on Zhreeie
Mewd6: You can worry about it when Rareware actually releases a good game for the system.
Chef Torte MIA: Conkeir's due
Mewd6: It's a rehash of a game we all played on N64.
Chef Torte MIA: I didn't play it...
Mewd6: Odd. I'd figure it'd be up your alley.
Chef Torte MIA: I'm sure it ist
Chef Torte MIA: I just neveir got ze chance and now it's a hard find
Chef Torte MIA: Are you saying you played it?
Mewd6: Yes, actually.
Chef Torte MIA: Mon dieu
Mewd6: It's about as rude as South Park with general Rareware fun, only without the collectible widgets. I did not care for the foul humor, but there were a few genuine golden moments.
Chef Torte MIA: I feel so pazetic
Chef Torte MIA: I can't believe I neveir played it and YOU did
Mewd6: But the game at large was poorly constructed, the flow of the game is random and slips between film parodies for no particular reason.
Mewd6: Even though no such parodies were used for the first two thirds of the game.
Chef Torte MIA: I still vant to play it.
Mewd6: Well; I still doubt the X-box Conker is going to be much more than the same thing with more multiplayer.
MarkieV101: Hey, I'm possibly back
Mewd6: Multiplayer Conker was really unbalanced.
MarkieV101: You're talking about Conker: Live and Reloaded, right?
Mewd6: If you had the samurai sword, you were invincible.
Chef Torte MIA: yes
Chef Torte MIA: Mewd, how did you play multiplayeir? You haf no friends.
MarkieV101: possibly with scary imaginary friends
MarkieV101: like in those horror movies
Mewd6: My brother bought the game. He found multiplayer compelling.
Chef Torte MIA: aha
Chef Torte MIA: I've still neveir met zis brozeir
Mewd6: You've never seen me either.
MarkieV101: neither have you met MY bro
Mewd6: Do you have a brother, Torte?
MarkieV101: *goes to write down things about Napoleon Dynamite*
Mewd6: Chef Carl.
Mewd6: Or, Chef Crueller.
Chef Torte MIA: Hope you found zat movie to be just as hellish as I, Markie mark
MW Expert Lud: Or maybe his brother isn't even a chef.
MW Expert Lud: *dramatic music*
Mewd6: UNPOSSIBLE.
MarkieV101: IM-PASTA-BOWL
MarkieV101: you all hate me for that, huh?
Chef Torte MIA: for vat?
Mewd6: I love you for it.
MarkieV101: for the pasta bowl.
MarkieV101: *hugs stuffed Muffin plushie*
Chef Torte MIA: I hate you for seveiral reasons. I suppose zis could be vone of zem.
MarkieV101: Another could be that I'm ignored...seriously
Mewd6: There are so many reasons you hate us, it is hard to remember specefic reasons.
MarkieV101: I don't hate, but I she be ignored
Chef Torte MIA: Here's a refresheir: You're an idiot.
MarkieV101: but not a moron?
MarkieV101: *GASP*
MarkieV101: I must be daft!
MarkieV101: *pwns himself*
MarkieV101: *gets pwned again*
Mewd6: Please stop pwning.
MarkieV101: *jumps in File Sorter*
MarkieV101: *A SPLODES*
Mewd6: Please stop aspoding.
Mewd6: Play checkers.
MarkieV101: CHECKMATE.

Sad, isn't it? Uh.

2005-04-16T18:47:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

ProZD Kp: Welcome back
MarkieV101: I finished updating
ProZD Kp: Cool
ProZD Kp: I'm currently working on the HJKL section
MarkieV101: oh.
ProZD Kp: Ah, I see you've made me an affiliate
MarkieV101: have YOU?
MarkieV101: and have youse told Mewd?
ProZD Kp: About what?
ProZD Kp: The website?
MarkieV101: yeah
MarkieV101: the website
ProZD Kp: Not yet
MarkieV101: I'll tell him right now
MarkieV101: spread good cheer
MarkieV101: good will to all
ProZD Kp: Alrighty
MarkieV101: hold
MarkieV101: there, I told him
MarkieV101: sorta
ProZD Kp: What'd you say?
MarkieV101: "MarkieV101: BLARGH
Mewd6: Also: BLURK.
MarkieV101: BLEGH?
MarkieV101: BLING.
MarkieV101: anyways, you know that ProZD's site is up now, right?
Mewd6: No?
MarkieV101: it's located at YO FACE"
ProZD Kp: Ah
MarkieV101: he's looking at it
MarkieV101: better get the pudding blasters ready
ProZD Kp: Yup
ProZD Kp: I must go now though
ProZD Kp: Bye
ProZD Kp signed off at 6:46:13 PM.

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

Damnation bestowed upon us all.

2005-04-15T16:03:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

I've found out that one of my friends has a Xanga. Not much else to say...

BUT IT'S THE SPRING BREAK LATE APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! ...s! YEARGH!!!

Hoorayness. *throws confetti*

(Note: If you ever happen to contact me on AIM, STFU(if you don't know me), or just chat if you do. I have friends in all places. I think.)

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

The Heat will burn your whole crew!

2005-04-11T17:32:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

MarkieV101: Yo
Paratroopa4: yo
Paratroopa4: wassup
MarkieV101: nothing much
MarkieV101: what's up at PMC?
MarkieV101: how's the site comin' long?
Paratroopa4: Im still working on the site, for now Im going to use freewebs
Paratroopa4: Im going to work on it this week
MarkieV101: have/has you tried cjb.net
MarkieV101: I've got my website here: PUDDINGMANIA
MarkieV101: Don't worry about the blendyness, just highlight for any text
Paratroopa4: Is the host better than freewebs>
Paratroopa4: ?*
MarkieV101: not sure
MarkieV101: I hate to say this, but see for yourself
Paratroopa4: ooh, ok, I'll ask some people what they think I should use, im used to freewebs so it would be easy to work with, im still not sure though
MarkieV101: by the looks of it, I don't really like freewebs.
MarkieV101: hold
MarkieV101: done
Paratroopa4: btw, sorry that im so inactive on your forum, I just keep forgetting about it
Paratroopa4: I'll be sure to come back though
MarkieV101: Take your time.
Paratroopa4: Thanks for understanding
MarkieV101: you're welcome
MarkieV101: I have a surprise drawing on MSPaint I might show tomorrow on PMC
MarkieV101: It's GTA-ified Mario
Paratroopa4: Oh man, I gotta see this
Paratroopa4: Hahaha
MarkieV101: not now
Paratroopa4: btw, ever eat san andreas?
Paratroopa4: beat*
Paratroopa4: heh
MarkieV101: yeah. but not 100% completion
MarkieV101: damned gang tags, photo ops and horseshoes
Paratroopa4: oh, do you use cheatcodes?
MarkieV101: spoil my chance for 100% completion
Paratroopa4: me too
Paratroopa4: I used over 3000 cheats
Paratroopa4: heh
Paratroopa4: Mostly off mission though
MarkieV101: once I spawned a rhino and killed some Vagos at northeast LS to start a gang war.
MarkieV101: Failed to kill Vagos with tanks
MarkieV101: I did 100 ft. bunnyhops once
MarkieV101: I wasted myself twice while landing with the cheat on
Paratroopa4: Hahaha, do you still have gang territories that arent taken over?
MarkieV101: yep
Paratroopa4: good, then you can do the glitch for more territories
MarkieV101: I see
MarkieV101: I know
Paratroopa4: you have to fly or ride a boat off a corner of the map for 20 minutes or longer
MarkieV101: Helicopters are for people who are crazy to do the glitch
MarkieV101: you must be dedicated to do so
MarkieV101: if not, then I must be daft
MarkieV101: therefore, the Shamal is the best non-weaponized plane for the glitchyness
MarkieV101: or AT-400
Paratroopa4: also, did you try out the glitch to get to liberty city?
Paratroopa4: I love going in the at400
MarkieV101: I haven't done that liberty city thing yet
MarkieV101: unless I get 100% perfecto
MarkieV101: then I wll
MarkieV101: *will
Paratroopa4: oh, it doesnt mess up your game
Paratroopa4: once you do it, you cant save so you are forced to reset or turn it off anyways
MarkieV101: I see
Paratroopa4: there is even a video of it, its pretty interesting
MarkieV101: on G-unleashed?
MarkieV101: .com?
MarkieV101: oh, right
Paratroopa4: no, on that guy who always finds new cheatcodes
Paratroopa4: his site
MarkieV101: which is?
Paratroopa4: edison carter
MarkieV101: eh...
Paratroopa4: theres a link to it on gtagaming.com i forgot it
MarkieV101: oh.
MarkieV101: Is it okay if I could start a new IM topic on PMC?
MarkieV101: or has it already been started?
Paratroopa4: you mean like funny IMs?
Paratroopa4: like that?
MarkieV101: both
MarkieV101: serious and funny, or seriously funny, or funnily serious
MarkieV101: like Sirius Black
Paratroopa4: theres an old one on page 2 in general discussion, you can bump it
MarkieV101: like Sirius Blakken White
MarkieV101: right
MarkieV101: hold please
Paratroopa4: ok
MarkieV101: the deed has been done?
MarkieV101: yeah.
MarkieV101: see ya
Paratroopa4: ok

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

Great toilet dreams pictures in historee

2005-04-10T18:21:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

MarkieV101: Hey again
ProZD Kp: Hello
MarkieV101: I was going to start a chatroom of stuff
MarkieV101: I'll invite Mewd now
MarkieV101: please hold
ProZD Kp: Alrighty
---
You have just entered room "SBEmail."
ProZD Kp has entered the room.
Mewd6 has entered the room.
Mewd6: DON'T EAT ME.
MarkieV101: I'LL EAT ME.
ProZD Kp: Fine
ProZD Kp: *Puts away knife and fork*
MarkieV101: *chomp'd*
MarkieV101: Aaaaah, my arm
MarkieV101: it's being sarcastic
Mewd6: It?
ProZD Kp: Your arm's being sarcastic, huh?
ProZD Kp: Wow
MarkieV101: It's being weird
ProZD Kp: I wish my arm was sarcastic
MarkieV101: and a butt
ProZD Kp: But my arm is only optimistic
MarkieV101: If Blue Boo were here, though...
MarkieV101: he would still be playing good ol' Warcraft III
MarkieV101: WoW
Mewd6: I like Warcrat.
Mewd6: Craft.
ProZD Kp: I only like Warcrat
MarkieV101: Warcrat R.I.P.
ProZD Kp: A rat from the planet Warc
MarkieV101: Warcraft III ish better
MarkieV101: *says something to keep up the pace*
Mewd6: *Wrestles the lamp*
MarkieV101: *gnaws on chicken leg*
MarkieV101: I'll jump off the shallow end
Mewd6: NO. IT WILL KILL YOU.
MarkieV101: You're right. I should stay away from teriyaki more
MarkieV101: I'm gonna try to invite Blue
MarkieV101: but I'm too chicken
Mewd6: You CANNIBAL.
MarkieV101: Nooooo! I die.
ProZD Kp: Do you know Blue well, Markie?
Mewd6: I like video games.
Mewd6: They are so game-y.
MarkieV101: Blue Boo?
ProZD Kp: Yes, unless you're talking about a different Blue
MarkieV101: Well, he loves pie like Ark does...
MarkieV101: Ark as in Kerrigan's girlfriend
Mewd6: SELF CONTROL.
Mewd6: PIE DAY.
Mewd6: DON'T YOU EAT THAT PIE.
Mewd6: SELF CONTROL.
MarkieV101: LIVEJOURNAL HE HAS.
Mewd6: ...
ProZD Kp: That's not how it goes, silly
Mewd6: Kerrigan's boyfriend.
Mewd6: Unless Ark is a bearded women.
MarkieV101: I think BB also has that laundrocomix.dreamstation.com thingy
MarkieV101: but it's off the net
ProZD Kp: Well, I meant, have you talked to him a lot?
MarkieV101: no.
ProZD Kp: Oh
MarkieV101: but I still remember posting on NW
Mewd6: THEN YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE.
Mewd6: *Seizes Markie*
MarkieV101: lotsa people ignore me
Mewd6: *Marches towards the volcano*
MarkieV101: maybe it's because I'm something
ProZD Kp: He's a witch!
MarkieV101: I dunno.
MarkieV101: Maybe my site is unpopular
Mewd6: My site is unpopular too.
MarkieV101: maybe it's because they don't know me well
ProZD Kp: So is my site
MarkieV101: yeah, that's it
Mewd6: Maybe because you have to talk to them.
MarkieV101: we should advertise freely
MarkieV101: ACK! NO! DON'T SIEZE ME!
ProZD Kp: Yeah, I think Mewd is on to something there
MarkieV101: *gag*
Mewd6: http://mewd462.tripod.com
MarkieV101: I've-a seen that
ProZD Kp: Bah, I've already been theres
Mewd6: Yes, but have you read everything five times?
MarkieV101: http://mariobrospiperealm.cjb.net
MarkieV101: No.
Mewd6: Then you will be the first ti die!
Mewd6: *Seizes Markie*
MarkieV101: You already did that
Mewd6: Oh.
Mewd6: Well.
MarkieV101: I die of Kerrek pounding
Mewd6: I suppose I'll just continue towards the volcano.
MarkieV101: IT'S CURSED!
ProZD Kp: http://excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=8320
ProZD Kp: GAHAHAHA!
MarkieV101: Possibly Gargleman is Waterman in disguise as some supahero
MarkieV101: Ohohoho! Whiplash burrrrrrrn.
Mewd6: That is alot of sub-sections.
Mewd6: Do you really need that many sub-sections?
ProZD Kp: Sub-sections are the latest craze
MarkieV101: My SITE has alot of sub-sections
Mewd6: But they're kinda useless, unless you have twenty thousand regulars.
MarkieV101: Good lesson
ProZD Kp: Sub-sections are the latest craze
ProZD Kp: I'm just going to keep repeating that as my reply
Mewd6: STOP SAYING THAT.
MarkieV101: Apple sauce is the latest craze.
ProZD Kp: LIAR
MarkieV101: Mario is the latest craze.
MarkieV101: PIE.
Mewd6: KILL YOU DEAD.
MarkieV101: MUFFIN.
MarkieV101: I die?
Mewd6: Yeah.
MarkieV101: *Pac-Man-esque deathliness*
Mewd6: Your site won't load.
MarkieV101: Try highlighting for any text.
MarkieV101: All links are trick-clickable
MarkieV101: [SUDDEN PLOT DEVICE]
MarkieV101: You're done?
Mewd6: Maybe you ought to, y'know, use a differnt background color?
Mewd6: Red on dingy blue is really hard to read.
MarkieV101: Too lazy to do that, I'll probably get to that later, but I can't/might guarantee you anything
MarkieV101: DC143C is my signature color
Mewd6: I suggest Black.
Mewd6: I suggest Black.
ProZD Kp: I suggest Red
MarkieV101: Nooooooooooooo! That would ruin the stabalism of DINGHYNESS!!!
Mewd6: *Fights ProZD to the death in a giant robot*
ProZD Kp: Um...we're fighting why?
ProZD Kp: Oh well
ProZD Kp: *Fights back*
MarkieV101: *poke*
Mewd6: Please do not poke me.
Mewd6: I am very sensitive.
MarkieV101: Well that was odd.
ProZD Kp: *Shoots you with laser things*
Mewd6: *EXPLODE*
ProZD Kp: PUNCHA PUNCHA PUNCHA!
MarkieV101: Ooooooooooh, that's gotta hurt
MarkieV101: OMEGA DEUCE
MarkieV101: *CHECKPOINT!!!*
MarkieV101: don't know why I did that
MarkieV101: I'll possibly finish this up later
MarkieV101: I'll be away
MarkieV101: for now
MarkieV101: continue challenge and fighting!!!

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

We gotsa fire but it don't mean nothin'

2005-04-10T15:47:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

MW Expert Lud: Hello
MarkieV101: Salute
MarkieV101: I have just added Blue to my list of buddyness
MarkieV101: actually that was a long time ago
MarkieV101: what the hey
MW Expert Lud: Ah
MW Expert Lud: What's up?
MarkieV101: Nothing much.
MarkieV101: That 20 list game on LJ is an exception
MarkieV101: I was gonna do that on HMB
MW Expert Lud: Hagurumon's board?
MarkieV101: but I'm too chickeny
MW Expert Lud: You could do it on your blog
MarkieV101: right
MarkieV101: hold on a second
MW Expert Lud: Okay

Okay, here we go!

If you don't know how to play this, then go see ProZD for instructions. Other than that...

1) Super Mario Bros.
2) Lord of the Rings
3) Bonus Stage
4) Homestar Runner
5) The Demented Cartoon Movie
6) Neurotically Yours
7) Super Flash Bros.
8) Hyper Japanese Kitchen League
9) H*R Fanstuff Wiki
10) HMB
11) NWP
12) Ed, Edd N' Eddy
13) OPM Staff
14) GTA Series

MarkieV101: Not done, but it's kinda okay for now

...

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A simple Q?

2005-04-09T21:39:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

MarkieV101: Hey hey hey
ProZD Kp: Hello
MarkieV101: Like, how many TFoR random titles you have?
MarkieV101: I think I have 140
MarkieV101: you must have more
ProZD Kp: I'm not sure
ProZD Kp: I'll check
ProZD Kp: 170
MarkieV101: Hooooooooly cow
MarkieV101: that's more than a lot
MarkieV101: sorry, I gotta go
ProZD Kp: Alrighty
ProZD Kp: Seeya

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

The utilization of modern AIM.

2005-04-09T10:19:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Yes, KN hates AOL. Oddly enough, he has an AIM account. Weird. I don't feel like talking to him today, because of stuff I need to do for...educational purposes.

Other than that, last night someone I know on AIM(can't tell you screenname for obvious reasons unknown) tried to spark up a conversation. I didn't know what he was, but then I figured out. Unfortunately, I had to cut the chat short because of more intelligent reasons.

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

Teh pursuit begins, and a chat ensues

2005-04-06T17:53:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

MarkieV101: knock knock
Mewd6: AGHAIAIIIIRAIIGGGHHHRRRHHg
MarkieV101: I didn't expect that
Mewd6: *Falls down*
MarkieV101: *runs*
Mewd6: *Pursues on a hand-rail car*
MarkieV101: *keeps running*
Mewd6: I'll get you yet!
MarkieV101: *keeps running*
Mewd6: *Uses nitro-rocket boosters*
MarkieV101: *stops running*
MarkieV101: *gets out water bottle*
MarkieV101: Blah
Mewd6: *Zooms past*
Mewd6: *Crashes into a brick wall*
MarkieV101: Zeeky boogy doog
MarkieV101: *KABOOM*
MarkieV101: *ATOMIQUE EXPLOSHEEN*
MarkieV101: hold, plz
Mewd6: *Hold*
MarkieV101: Now...stand on head.
Mewd6: Whose head?
MarkieV101: your head.
MarkieV101: a splode
Mewd6: Why not your head?
MarkieV101: I dunno
Mewd6: Well, I suggest I stand on your head.
Mewd6: It will be easier.
MarkieV101: well, I'll try.
MarkieV101: hold on
MarkieV101: HRRNRGH!
Mewd6: Well?
MarkieV101: I tried. I did.
MarkieV101: And it's cool.
MarkieV101: *runs*
Mewd6: *PURSUE*
MarkieV101: *more runs*
Mewd6: *Runs the other way*
Mewd6: *Meets you half way*
MarkieV101: TOBEY CONTINUED!!!
MarkieV101: I gotta eat dinner now.
MarkieV101: Next episode Mewd Laser...NEXT EPISODE!!!

---

Paratroopa4: Hey, wassup
MarkieV101: Sup.
MarkieV101: gonna be quick
MarkieV101: gonna be fast
MarkieV101: like-a Sonic, of course
Paratroopa4: Hah
Paratroopa4: dude, you have the same exact font as someone else on my buddy list
Paratroopa4: coo
MarkieV101: who is?
Paratroopa4: You know Contagion from PMC, his name used to be Stitchy
Paratroopa4: him
MarkieV101: oh.
MarkieV101: so...I haven't been on PMC for a while.
MarkieV101: This could be one of them funny IM chats
Paratroopa4: I know, I like those
Paratroopa4: I save all the good ones
MarkieV101: I have some on my blog
Paratroopa4: Cool, I never knew you had a blog
MarkieV101: it was in mah sig
Paratroopa4: oh, ok
Paratroopa4: I'll check it out
MarkieV101: tell me when you're done. Which is about tomorrow.
MarkieV101: see ya.
Paratroopa4: ok
MarkieV101: see ya then
Paratroopa4: ok

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

Today I think I'm pretty pissed. Off.

2005-04-06T14:29:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

I'm a bit pissed off because I don't want a Livejournal. And other things that are not of your concern. It doesn't have to do with the internet. Just my outside life.

Here's to all tyranny and clairvoyance. *toasts two jugs of rice wine*

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

I can't believe I'm doing this...

2005-04-06T14:14:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Waluigi
Circle I Limbo

Julia Roberts, Johnny Appleseed, JT
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Ralph Nader
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Pico
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Gunhaver
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Strong Mad, Bill Nye, Allon
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Atilla the Hun, Darude
Circle VII Burning Sands

Robert Ripley
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Mr. Malice, Fooby the Kamikazee Watermelon and TEH ZEEKY H. BOMB, Bill Gates
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

This has been some kinda news broadcast. DIE!

Hooray for midnight snax!

2005-04-05T21:25:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Mewd6: BOOGITY BOO BOO!
MarkieV101: You scared me. Cut back on the sushi
MarkieV101: I mean the spicy kind
Mewd6: It is I, Jacob Marley, I have come back to give you a WARNING.
MarkieV101: Ooookay...you're scaring me.
MarkieV101: is it safe to come out yet?
Mewd6: NO!
MarkieV101: crap. That leaves me with no choice...to BAKE ME SOME BACON!!!
Mewd6: Okay.
Mewd6: Can I help?
MarkieV101: Erm...first, you get me some Fudgesicles.
MarkieV101: Then a half a cup of flour.
Mewd6: *Gets you a cup of flour and then some Fudgicles*
MarkieV101: And finally...A SHOVEL.
Mewd6: *Brings you a plastic beach shovel*
MarkieV101: With pastrami.
MarkieV101: And lasagna.
MarkieV101: And that's it.
MarkieV101: Oh yeah, and get me some tissues as well.
Mewd6: *Does not bring you these things*
MarkieV101: crap. Ah well. Let's start bashing fudgesicles!!! *bashes fudgesicles*
Mewd6: *BASH, BASH, BASH*
MarkieV101: Okay, good enough.
MarkieV101: Next comes the cement throwing! *throws cement*
Mewd6: *THROW, THROW, THROW*
MarkieV101: *keeps throwing cement*
MarkieV101: DESTRUCTION AMASS!
Mewd6: *Ham, ham, ham*
MarkieV101: MORE DESTRUCTONISM!
Mewd6: *HAM, HAM, HAM*
MarkieV101: And...STOPPETH!
MarkieV101: Here comes the shovel biting!
MarkieV101: *bites shovel*
Mewd6: What are we doing again?
MarkieV101: biting muffins.
MarkieV101: and vampires.
MarkieV101: RAAAAGH.
Mewd6: This is silly.
MarkieV101: I know. There's a food in the oven. Must be that bacon.
MarkieV101: I'll have to go get it now. you run along and fetch that other...thing over there.
MarkieV101: *runs*
Mewd6: ....
Mewd6: *Plays Solitaire*
MarkieV101: That game must be fun. ALL OUT ROYAL FLUSHING TOILET WAR!
MarkieV101: And then again, I think I'm pooped.
MarkieV101: *pokes Jack of Spades*
Mewd6: Please stop fondling my cards.
MarkieV101: *gasps* NEVER!!! Okay maybe so.
MarkieV101: I'm gonna fondle your cards another time. for now...NANANANANANANANA away?
MarkieV101: actually, nite. sorry about the short abruptness. see you around
Mewd6: Farewell, beware the goat.
MarkieV101: it's behind me, right?
MarkieV101: I think so
Mewd6: Yes.
MarkieV101: Dag, yo

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Smells like TEEN GIRL SQUAD AIM!!!

2005-04-05T21:13:00.000-07:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

MarkieV101: Hey, I finally got up mah AIM account
ProZD Kp: Sweet
MarkieV101: alright! prepare for randomness!
MarkieV101: brrrrr
MarkieV101:

MarkieV101: okay this is starting to become odd
ProZD Kp: Would you like to meet Mewd?
MarkieV101: uh...I guess?
MarkieV101: I HAVE MY CHOPSTICKS!
ProZD Kp: I mean, he's the only NW slave online at the moment
MarkieV101: FURY!
MarkieV101: Erm, yeah.
MarkieV101: cheese.
MarkieV101: This is my funny text color. sry about this
ProZD Kp: That's all right
MarkieV101: yeah.
MarkieV101: where the crap is Mewd?
ProZD Kp: He should contact you soon enough
MarkieV101: I LOVE SCISSORS 'CUZ THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS!!!
ProZD Kp: I'd start a chat with all three of us in it, but maybe some other time
ProZD Kp: When Ludwiggy is on or something
MarkieV101: yeah, some other time.
ProZD Kp: Has he IMed you yet?
MarkieV101: YEARGH.
MarkieV101: yeah.
ProZD Kp: So what have you been up to lately?
MarkieV101: Um...not updating Mario Weirdness. I'll probably get to that in May or June. I don't really have so much spare time on mah hands.
MarkieV101: Seeing as if I've got some falling to do.
MarkieV101: Remember what the Tandy told you
ProZD Kp: Yup
ProZD Kp: How about MBPRB the Series?
MarkieV101: Well...I don't really have free time on that as well, but thankfully you had to pitch in with inspiration *woohoo* so that I can get my lazy buttocks offa this chair and write stuff about MBPR: the series
ProZD Kp: Well, you don't have to push yourself
MarkieV101: Good point
ProZD Kp: I'm pushing myself right now with 3-4 projects
ProZD Kp: But so far, it's going okay
MarkieV101: A long time ago someone said I thought too much.
MarkieV101: More appropriately, 'THUNK'
ProZD Kp: Of course
MarkieV101: I'm going to lay off the mashed topatoes, but I can't guarantee that.
ProZD Kp: Thunk is much more appropriate
MarkieV101: I'll probably be starting my own art section for Mario Weirdness at MBPR: The Site. Expect it up...about...two days or more from now.
MarkieV101: Don't expect tissues and napkins.
MarkieV101: Plus the HTML coding smells bad.
MarkieV101: It needs to cut down on the pasta
ProZD Kp: Indeed
ProZD Kp: I've got comix I'm planning to draw for various things
MarkieV101: But there's nothing wrong with it anyways
MarkieV101: I've seen it on yer LJ.
MarkieV101: Is it for NWP?
MarkieV101: besides MBPR
ProZD Kp: You read my LJ?
ProZD Kp: Oh yeah, you do
MarkieV101: yeah.
ProZD Kp: You commented a couple times
MarkieV101: And I am, forevermore, PHILLYARGUSSTEAK!
MarkieV101: but seriously, I have commented on LJ. This could be one of the famous AIM transcripts posted on there, but I can't guarantee that. Maybe I can, though.
ProZD Kp: If Ludwiggy gets on, you, myself, Mewd, and...well, Ludwiggy, could start a chat
ProZD Kp: Then I'd probably post it in my LJ
MarkieV101: Wow. sounds cool.
MarkieV101: This could be posted in my blog, but what the crap.
ProZD Kp: But that Wiggy needs to get on. Geez. He's so undependable
MarkieV101: you're right, and to add on, as his character suggests, he is THE INSANED.
ProZD Kp: So, do you have any other internet peoples on your AIM buddy list?
ProZD Kp: Or only me?
MarkieV101: Nah. Just...yeah.
MarkieV101: }elaboration=false
MarkieV101: Erm, I only have you on my buddy list
MarkieV101: I gotta add Mewd.
ProZD Kp: Ah
ProZD Kp: You should
MarkieV101: Mewd is bashing fudgesicles as I speak
MarkieV101: it's lol
ProZD Kp: Mewd is certainly an entertaining individual
ProZD Kp: Even at 2 in the morning
MarkieV101: the best humor is INSANE humor, not dark n' twisty
ProZD Kp: I like both
ProZD Kp: But that's just me
ProZD Kp: And I'm weird
ProZD Kp: You should make up a profile for yourself
MarkieV101: Erm, gimme a sec while I think about it
MarkieV101: no
MarkieV101: not now
MarkieV101: but later
ProZD Kp: Well, I meant whenever you have time
ProZD Kp: I didn't mean right now at this very moment
MarkieV101: right, right.
MarkieV101: how's LFtM going?
ProZD Kp: It's going pretty good
ProZD Kp: I have some of Chapter 4 done
ProZD Kp: Have you read Chapter 3?
MarkieV101: Not yet...I intend to.
ProZD Kp: Don't feel like I'm forcing you to, though
ProZD Kp: Anyhoo...
ProZD Kp: Right now though, I'm working on HJKL
MarkieV101: It's been a while since that last eppie
ProZD Kp: Yeah
ProZD Kp: I've got most of Ep 7 done
ProZD Kp: That Jeopardy skit is probably only going to last the first season
ProZD Kp: Although they're fun to write
ProZD Kp wants to directly connect.
ProZD Kp is now directly connected.
MarkieV101: Well, I've been pooped.
MarkieV101: it's curtains for me.
MarkieV101: it's not because of the direct conenction.
ProZD Kp: So you going to bed then?
ProZD Kp: If so, goodnight to you
MarkieV101: yeah. I guess.
MarkieV101: I'll still be having that chat with Mewd, finishing up shovel biting.
MarkieV101: *snore*
MarkieV101: *wakes up* Ah, that was a good snore. But I really need to get some energy for the next day.
MarkieV101: in a nutshell: later.
ProZD Kp: Alright
ProZD Kp: Talk to you another time then
ProZD Kp: Goodnight
MarkieV101: This has been an MBPR production
MarkieV101: THANKYOUGOODNITE!!!

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You think this was a coincidence? After all, I'm Mr. Treehouse Shiny Car Man.

2005-04-04T19:42:00.000-07:00

Uh...I don't know what happened with this post.

But seriously, though, I took a quiz. And...it says that I'll live in a treehouse(woohoo!!!), and have a sports car. And make 60K. And...uh...I'm a taxidermistologisalisonigshoggist.

Dunn.

Aught-pril Foolz

2005-04-01T19:06:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

List ALL Gags found so far:
-The SKF filler I did
-KP skin on BZPower
-numagrounds.com
-SMBHQ newbie and Mysteries deathmatch, and maybe that German NC joke
-DB's retirement joke
-BS62?!
-Homestar PAYPAL

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Muver Earf Productions?!

2005-03-30T19:41:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Um, I have this weird feeling. You know, that...Gerkinized feeling. I think I'm starting to become a big fan of Gerkinman's flash on NG. Like that True Super Mario saga...*naughty thoughts? I don't really know*...and that time he was a mod on ZLF...and now he's on one of my favorite sites, where they have these NEGLECTED CHARACTERS. Check it out.

YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN. CLOWN WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!111111

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C'mon, guys, I'm being ignored. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!111111

2005-03-25T15:31:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Read the title of the page. I think I'm becoming less popular now. Somebody please don't ignore me completely...

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THE PROCRASTINATED.

2005-03-08T19:58:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Hi. I'll let you know that I'll be continuing tomorrow my revvy o' ST. And now. For something random.

BEGIN

Fists are flying everywhere. Because I am not retarded, they are not flying everywhere. And it's true, ya know that? Well, okay, seriously, Pom-Pom, I don't know what to say next, because it's about time for procrastination and deviation and whatnot including the scientific forces of gravity and Squall and stuff like that because I said that twelve and a half times already. Okay? Good. Now go eat your supper like the rest.

END

Done.

In other news, I procrastinate a lot. I'll probably condense MBPR EP 4.

Bye.

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Space Tree the Space Tree...IN E! The Spac is silent.

2005-03-06T08:50:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Hi everyone. Today I'll be doing something about Space Tree. Which is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here, you n00bish newb. But anyways, it's cool, really. And, it crossed over with BS in Eppie 59. Which I won't be linking parking to you because you must search for it yourself.

Space Tree ranks in second out of all the Keentoons I've seen so far. Why? You have a set of three characters. Space Tree, Commander X, and Allon. Space Tree is the Space Tree in Space. Commander X is the 17 year old blond-haired guy...who might be in control of something. Allon, his green-friended alien, is green, chubby, and an alien. Remember that now.

But this is all the time I have to write. When I get back from Church, I'll continue this.

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Snore. SNORE! Snore! SNORE.

2005-03-04T20:51:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

Hey everyone! It's me, Markie. Just want to all let you know about this new forum called http://s9.invisionfree.com/The_SPFKN/index.php?

...because it's...soooooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *dies*

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Chain Letters - A DISGRACE TO ALL SOCIETY?! You wish!

2005-02-28T15:06:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

My mom has her AOL account. Often she receives chain letters on, you know, good tidings. That have to do with God. Let's face it, I'm a Christian. But you probably already knew that. That means YOU, KN. OR ELSE!!!
But, seriously, to get back on topic, chain letters. Chain letters...of memories. Psyche. Okay, look. I read the chain letter. It has some remark about the original letter, then I scroll down to find some more stuff, and finally...the letter.

The original letter has some emotional aspect and worthyness to it, like, say for instance, a poem. A TOUCHING! poem. Literally. And, spiritually. And a true story. And a word around for hoax viruses. At the bottom of the letter, it says 'Pass it down to _ people and _ will come around your way/day/life/whatchamacallit. If you don't pass it down, then [INSERT SOMETHING BAD HERE]'.

Well, I'm to the point where I'm fed up with them. The only exception is to petitions on Mario Games and somethings about FF KN forwards to me(though it's likely that he'll NEVER EVER e-mail me in my life).

And, I'm at the point where I have to make this a DISGRACE TO ALL SOCIETY/chain letter myself. It would say, 'PASS THIS DOWN TO TEN OR MORE PEOPLE VIA E-MAIL. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID. OR ELSE...I SHALL...NOT...DO...SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO YOU.'

The other thing I haven't gotten to yet is the pyramid scheme. I won't get into that right now. Toughies.

In other words, I pulled off a mini-KN.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_letters

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LORDY! LORDY! Somebody murdered Homestar!

2005-02-26T12:20:00.000-08:00

And now, coming at you to the news, it's Markie! Something.

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=sephiroth

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Strong+Bad

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Mario+Brothers

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Sonic+the+Hedgehog

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Teen+Girl+Squad

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Firefox

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Newgrounds

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Ratchet+and+Clank

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Jak+3

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Sly+Cooper

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=LegendaryFrog

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Halo

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=The+Matrix

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Lord+of+the+Rings

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Star+Wars

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Gamecube

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=Trogdor

http://www.c6.org/toogle/index.php?phrase=PS2

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Something dot e ecks e vee two point oh.

2005-02-23T07:31:00.000-08:00

"As everyone openly wept at the death of Aeris, it is only fitting that we decry the existence of the man who killed her. Some of us still don't think Sephiroth deserves all the gushing, but he [i]was[/i] a right bastard."
-From the OPM Nov. 2004 issue, 20 Most Dastardly Villains

Hmmm...what to post about today seeing as if I slept over at my friend's house today...

Oh. Here: http://darkut.free.fr

Most importantly, go to the thing that says Darkmark Battle Network. Beware, don't read it if you have a weak stomach, or kidney, whichever comes first.

I'm off to play some Jak 3. See you guys in a bit, and props to KN for somewhat waxing the MBPR Mania up. Not a lot of updates in a while.

Eh, in other news, the collaborative effort has been started, so...GET OFF THAT SMOKESTACK AND COOK ME SOME BACON!

The Color Printer show makes FOUR spawns.

2005-02-20T22:58:00.000-08:00

...to the best o' my knowledge.

So far:

-HJKL(not direct)
-SKF
-TS&PWOKN(series and blog)
-TCPS(yayness)

End.

In closing:

Doo hoo hoo.

End.

I have nothing else to say.

This next week will be a week off o' school.

Sweetch.

The five best things that should've sucked but I forced them not to:

2005-02-19T18:11:00.000-08:00

ONE:
HOMESTAR RUNNER
Uh...TEH BIG ONE!!! one one one. Seriously.

TWO:
BONUS STAGE
The voices sound cool, and all music is 8-bit like. Goooood stuff. And it's in space. Now go choke on a muffin...and DIE. Or DIE.

THREE:
ANIMUTATIONS BY NEIL CICIREGA
Well, it has Lesko in them. And Colin Mochrie. And Alex Chiu. And stuff.

FOUR:
LEGENDARYFROG/JOSEPH BLANCHETTE
I, the dark lord Sauron, have forged the one ring...THE ONE RING, TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
What the crap?

FIVE:
SUPER FLASH BROTHERS
Well, Another Day is cool, but I haven't seen much of them yet. I look forward to DoVG3. OR ELSE!!!

Yay. I think everyone's happy.

Runners up include Afro Ninja, Neurotically Yours, Waterman, aaaaaaaaaaaaaand...High Score.

12 members of MBPR read this blog and are still reading this today because I'm so kewl

[left blank for uncertain reasons]

2005-02-16T19:27:00.000-08:00

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain...

2005-02-14T18:01:00.000-08:00

"As everyone openly wept at the death of Aeris, it is only fitting that we decry the existence of the man who killed her. Some of us still don't think Sephiroth deserves all the gushing, but he [i]was[/i] a right bastard."
-From the OPM Nov. 2004 issue, 20 Most Dastardly Villains

La, la, la la la la la.

Yeah, KN hates cellphones.

BUT! The reason why you're on my turf today is something about Valentine's Day, and then...iPods? Nah.

It would be ironic for me to say 'Happy Valentine's Day, maggots!' But, I'm not Number Six of Slipknot, I'm not a general, heck, I'm not even...um...a Zeeky H. Bomb!

Okay. Seriously. I better stop talking about random stuff.

For now, I'll just create some kind of heart card. In the shape of the bodily organ-like heart. I bet 48 pounds in UK money that no one has ever thought of THAT before. Heck, I'm going to show it on Ripley's Believe it or Not! someday and...well...crap.

-Markie.

PS: You got served.

PS2: I don't own a PS3.

PS3: Happy V-Day?! Uh, I guess.

PS4: I thought there were PS9s.

Ketchup and Venom don't mix, aka MBPR - TEH SERIES PWNS j00!

2005-02-10T20:46:00.000-08:00

"As everyone openly wept at the death of Aeris, it is only fitting that we decry the existence of the man who killed her. Some of us still don't think Sephiroth deserves all the gushing, but he was a right bastard."
-From the OPM Nov. 2004 issue, 20 Most Dastardly Villains

Oooookay...it's the only quote I found so far about Sephiroth in OPM. No offence to KN in any way; but the quote was interesting.

Anyways, I made it onto the rolling honors...again. And now...

MBPR: THE SERIES!
Followed by Some Kinda Fanfic, The Strange and Perverted World of KN, aaaaaaand Hyper Japanese Kitchen League.

With your powers and my utter paranomal retardedness, I become...

CAPTAIN MBPR: SOME STRANGE AND PERVERTED FANFIC OF THE HYPER JAPANESE KN SERIES!

Coming soon to an MBPR near YOU! That's right, you.

Yeah, shaddup kid.

There goes the PWNAGE!!!!!oneoneoneoneone.

Man, that joke is overused.

The Thing about Bonus Stage...

2005-01-30T09:37:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

...is that it's SO KEWL. Okay, enough done.

Inspired by the Bonus Stage toons, I've decided to create my own scripts for episodes of MBPR, which focus around me, Markie, the Yoshi, BurninatorBoombox, the Ghetto Blasta, Metru Koopa, former Metal Teeth gangsta in the Ridgentian RPG and Bionicle Phreek, and Stazakh the Stardust Vahki, the Stardust Fields...thing. Plus, I'll be throwing in all my members and friends from local locations as guests and cameos. BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAARGH!!!

Find it here:

http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Markie%26BurnBox

Oh, and Hagurumon said this:

http://hagurumon.blogspot.com/2005/01/bonus-stage-vs-homestar-runner.html

Dire Situation on the Planet of Terra

2005-01-26T15:23:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

Okay, for the past...somewhat two days, SBC Global misled my brother into 'breaking' our Broadband internet connection. Which is bad. Which is still bad. Which leads us to repetitive circular reasoning. So, we have to use dial-up. For now. And I think it's going to take a long time to get Fiber Optic Cables for a T1 connection. Why? Because I'm 5 % lazy bum, that's what.

In other news, I got my late Christmas presents a week ago, if I'm correct. One of them included (OMFG!) them Bionicle sets from Lego - The Vahki Zadakh. Ish awesome. I should get all of the Toa Hordika at least by the end of the year.

Due to recent interferences with Dial-Up, I haven't gotten my previous supposed-to-be-sent entry straight. Yet. So I shall still be visiting for a while on MBPR. But I won't get on as much because I hate Dial-Up. I'm sorry, but it's that way.

And now I shall end my post by saying this:

"What?"

In-au-gyu-ray-cheen Day...um...yeah.

2005-01-20T16:12:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

*clap clap clap sarcastically as in not happy*

Today was Inauguration Day for n00bya. (I don't like him, but I don't hate him, yet I ignore him, except for when KN mentions him in his blog.) Now, personally, I don't really think I.D. is a holiday because I overlook it and I ignore it, sorta, and so...well...yeah. I kinda forgot his 17-min. speech (OVER 20 FRIGGIN' DRAFTS), so, um...yeah. And, to that, I can also say that I'm not really a critical thinker. I lost my brain's shiny luster somehow. Me needs to get it back.

Hopefully KN would see this and rant about Inauguration Day the way Foamy the Squirrel would when he rants about Neo-Yuppies ruining his Christmas, except that the speech is longer than the flash itself.

And no, you don't get to kill Broccoli. I do.

G'day.

NOT AUSTRALIAN,
Markie

I think I created...A MONSTER!!!

2005-01-18T21:10:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

For a little while I've been reading lemons(tough luck if you don't know what the crap it is), and...now...well...I don't know why. Um...yeah. I gotta stop. For now.

Oops, you landed on "HELL". Do not pass go. Do not collect a counterfeit $200. STFU. n00b.

2005-01-18T15:46:00.000-08:00

The day before Martin Luther King Jr.'s day was my b-day. So happy b-day to me, can't tell mah age because of legit reasons that have to do with pitchforks and diskette bombs XDROFL!

http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/2005/01/16/

Bye.

W00txors!!!!!!111111

2005-01-14T18:46:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

Guess what? I'm student of the week at my school! I think it's because I read dramatically. I dunno.

Catch y'all later. I gots a something to do.

You never know why this is happening.

2005-01-13T08:54:00.000-08:00

New blog for MBPR. The Blogger users, KN and H-Man, members of MBPR(and close friends along with the other current 7 members of the board) are signed up, so...I don't know why.

mbprmania.blogspot.com

Um...

2005-01-10T21:54:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

What Kurt Cobain would look like to me:

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Homestar_KurtCobain.PNG

Your question has been answered, KN.

Has moi gone mad?

2005-01-09T16:34:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

Okay, first of all, Ratchet makes his home in Japan, second, Ratchet and Jak star in Hot Shots Golf FORE!, and third, Mario, Luigi and Peach star in the Gamecube version of NBA STREET v3. WTF?!

That's all for now.

MBPR Army

2005-01-08T09:51:00.000-08:00

"If we thinks we does. If does we don't think not don't do does."

Okay, class. Today we'll be learning about the MBPR Army! Something I just thought of today. Now...

First of all, it would be obvious that I would be commander of the army, mainly because I PWN MBPR. I mean...oh, forget it.

Second in-command would be BurninatorBoombox, because he's neglected.

BurninatorBoombox: Hey!

Sorry.

INFANTRY
The army's infantry will be the first line of defense. They would be those plastic green army men they use in the olden days of life, all armed with ten grenades, a Springfield '03, an AK-47 and a combat knife. About 15% of the infantry will be so good at using combat knives. 45% will be good at using AK-47s. The rest are good at all weapons available to them.

The backup/support infantry would be a squadron of Koopatrols who would be handling M-3 Submachine guns.

Stormtroopers will be an optional support group in the fray. Not much to say about them.

The commander of infantry would be Nelson339 of MBPR and...well, yeah.

VEHICLES
Now, if we were marching into battle, we're going to need some APCs. These APCs have the MBPR logo on them and have submachine guns on their sides. The ones using the APCs would be Unguraits of war. See Homestarrunner.com or hrwiki.org for more info on that.

AT-AT walkers from Star Wars would be a nice addition. Most of them would lead small infantry groups to war. The AT-ATs are piloted by Stormtroopers.

Strike Choppers with Kamikazee Watermelon cannons at their sides will attack. We'll have some of the Green Army Men pilot them.

Commander of vehicles would be Hagurumon, because he's such a great guy.

ALLIES IN BATTLE
Okay. So...we have Ninja Bot, KN, ProZD and Sagey as allies in battle. Enough said.

FINAL WORDS
Wage war against n00bya? That would be fun.

Class dismissed.

HTMLIFIED!!!

2005-01-07T15:14:00.000-08:00

Ooookay...that was totally weird but...true. Let's just say it's all happening right now. To me, if I could change the world, I would elect myself as president. Yeah. But THEN you would hate me like you hate Dubya(or should I say, N00Bya(WTF?! I don't know why I did that!)), but that's a very bad possibility. Another thing I would change in the world and would like to see in 2005 is...um...Homestar Runner on Cartoon Network. On Adult Swim. Where all the others go. And finally, I'd like to have a tuna sandwich and I'd like to put up a sign on my house's front door saying 'Do not disturb, because Markie can't stand the fact that nobody thinks alike parallel to his mind, and that's not true because that doesn't make sense'.

As you can see, I'd see banning all religion is a bad thing. But, true to my nature, I respect your opinions completely, and that teh Backstreet Boys should be decimated by the front nozzle of Gadgetron's RYNOCIRATOR.

And yes, Moldy Sauerkraut with mud and dirt is bad for you. Although I can't possibly picture that. Ish so awkwardy.

Okay, I gotta go. Do. More. Crochet...ing. Because I said so. Later.

-Markie

First quote evah of 2005. Because ish teh new year. And me speaks poorsly.

Now I'll edit some HTML of my blog and then I'll be on my way.

I just signed up for the porplemontage wiki and will be attempting to get my MW comix back up. It'll take a while because I gotta use my lazy bum to finish up the comic one to ten bundle offer. Which'll be finished in two to four days. I hope.

So now I'll have to go crochet with a J, K, or RowLing stick. Get it? You don't? Scratch that...

Discovery thingy

2004-12-28T22:57:00.000-08:00

Just by looking at the friends list for Ludwiggy Koopa's livejournal, I found that...well...a lot of the Plitian guys have livejournals too. At least I'm sticking to blogging. They'll sue me if I had BOTH Livejournal and Blogspot. And I mean, the authorities.

And now for some special random moment brought to you by Cheesy Sthingies.

http://www.excoboard.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=47055&threadid=208602

And you thought it was crappy. EARLY APRIL FOO'S!

A merry Christmas to all, and to all, witch's brew.

2004-12-25T11:33:00.000-08:00

I'm currently at my relatives' house as I type. Karaoke going on downstairs...hmm...

You may have noticed that I'm not updating MBPR - yet - with the holiday themes...yet. Yeah. Be right back. One of my nieces are coming. Um...what are you doing? GET OUT OF MY VIEW! I said...GET OUT OF MY VIEW ALREADY! Phew, she left.

Argh...

2004-12-22T08:24:00.000-08:00

My runny nose...lasted three days already. Better drink a lotsa water and stuff. And maintain my boredom so as I not get bored.

Oh, look! Fruitcak- *gets run over by soul train*

Doo hoo hoo. I'm sad that I'm blogging.

2004-12-21T21:06:00.000-08:00

Um, I just watched a short clip about...well...stuff that will make your heart grieve. I watched it at church, and...well...its powerful. And stuff.

My mood? After being touched by that...video? Well...

"I-I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"

-Markie

You betrayed me, Mr. Cactus Plant, YOU BETRAYED ME!!!

2004-12-21T10:24:00.000-08:00

I just read ProZD's Livejournal today and I have a clue that the Nintendo Writer's Guild(or was once known to be Nintendo Writer's Paradise, but now they only include THE BEST and only THE BEST) is up and running before 2005. So I strolled to nintendowriter.com and...looks like...it's open. But now it's only open FOR THE BEST and not the NOT BEST. I have a bad feeling about this. Worse, I think my e-mail account is still down, so I can't contact about the matter. Um, yeah. I'll TRY to get an e-mail account set up on my new modem. It'll...take a while. Through...stuff. Um...that's sad. But me thinks that the NWG Cafe(or the NWP cafe) is public'ly open to all, so I have no problem now.

Yours complaintingly,

Markie

Guess What Time it is?

2004-12-20T08:23:00.000-08:00

Yes, it's monday again! And the Brothers Chaps(not to be confused with the Mario Bros. or the Wright Bros. or the Dudley Bros.) have come out with a Decemberween toon!

http://homestarrunner.com/xmas04.html

Yayness.

I'll be leaving soon...temporarily. I have to go to a friend of mine. And I still haven't found No Toppings yet on the R&C3 database. As well as my online buddy 'Chrob'. My R&C3 clan is 'Ultimate Assult'[sic]. If any of you are reading this, pat yourself on the back, because you deserve it. Now I gotta go eat breakfast and...stuff. Later.

And God said, "Zeeky Boogy Doog!"

2004-12-19T15:18:00.000-08:00

I just got back from the Christmas cantata. Better hurry before my PS2 overheats or its bye-bye R&C3. Okay. So...I just saw KN's blog today and found out 'reasons'(more like, 'not reasons') why 'Dubya' (huh? Never heard of him. Must be his real name...) is the 'man of the year'(or someone) as 'Time' magazine(if I'm correct) states. I didn't go through it yet, mainly because I don't like reading too-long-of-a-page-of-sorts.

Holy crap! Before I go, check this out:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1963582/1/

No, it's not by me. No, it's not funny. If the title sounds funny, then tough. Yes, it's cool. No, Sly Cooper isn't better than Solid Snake. Yes, Sly Cooper is better than what KN thinks as a 'blabent ripoff' of Solid Snake. Hence, Sam Fisher of Splinter Cell. No, I will not stop answering your questions. Yes, I have. Yes, you can go back to eating your spaghetti now.

BLUE SKY WONDERINGS OF TEH EAST'RN!

It is a time of desolation and chaos. Brother pitted against brother. Machine against machine. World domination. Then...A BLOG UPDATE!

2004-12-19T08:33:00.000-08:00

Hi, everyone. Today is my annual Church's Christmas cantata. Cantata = Concert. It's held right in my own church. It's not so big, but it's not so small either. I usually don't go to my home Church anymore, because I now go to other Christian churches in the states. So...in 1 hour I shall be going. I'm dressed, I've brushed mah teeth, and I'm ready to play R&C3 online for the time being.

Now...where did I put that Ion Cannon?

This is an emergency test. Run like a chicken. boom

2004-12-18T16:00:00.000-08:00

Okay, the total friend blog count I've found so far: 2. One is 'The strange and perverted world of King Nintendoid' and the other one is Nick Lightning's/Nick Stoutzenberger's. AKA, Hagurumon. I love stable company.

So where was I? Ah, yes. A piano recital today. I'm the only high-level piano student in my class(the rest are all beginners, honestly). So, um, my family's getting cheese pizza. Because...well...you don't want to know.

Just one hour after I post this I'll be off. Don't worry folks, the recital's gonna be...um...forty-five or less minutes long. I think. I always forget sometimes, though.

Oh noes! Dad! Stop watching me! Don't bother me! Um...err...why are you watching?

Good, he went off.

And did I mention that this is the

FIRST EVER FREAKIN' DAY OF MY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS BREAK? HOLY- *boom*

Yayness. Um...so...yeah. That's it. I hope to make this longer than one of KN's entries/rants/death threats/stuff/other stuff on his blog. Too bad one of the surviving NWP people, ProZD Koopa, is subscribed to Livejournal instead of Blogger. Ah, well. I must keep in touch with him and stuff. As well as all the others. If I don't, then ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG?!

*BOOM*

...

When there's a will, there's fire

2004-12-14T20:14:00.000-08:00

Hi! I just got on here after letting my brother play that Sly 2 demo on the R&C3 disc. Hah, I love that game. I admit, it's kinda like Metal Gear Solid...FOR KIDS! *maniacal laughter*

But, seriously, folks, it was all good today. My homeroom teacher - my ALL-FREAKIN' CRAZY AND LOVEABLE CLASSROOM TEACHER substituted today for science only on my science period. Wow. I should have her as Science teacher...like...every day.

A new SB-Email: #120. And on radio shows. I love this one. Strong Sad is at his best...*snicker*

I am currently listening to Elvis Presley VS. JXL - A Little Less Conversation. The tune's stuck in my head, more stuck than Darude's 'Sandstorm'.

Furry_Sonikku said that Some Plan to Rule the Masses was great, the plot was unpredicatble, and stuff. He gave it a 9.5/10. I don't know why he trimmed off the .5. Maybe it's the way I write, maybe it's just me. Thank you FPS! (Note that Furry_Sonikku doesn't know why he put the P in the middle of the F & S. It seemed that it just fit.)

See ya later, juys!

*cough*TACOLATTE!*cough*

Receiving a Certif

2004-12-13T15:31:00.000-08:00

I has my HONOR ROLL CERTIFICATE! Yay GPA 3.6 AVG!

Okay, that's not all I had to say. I also scanned this in my free time...but wait just a minute! It's coming soon! I'm too lazy to post it. Instead, I'll give all y'all some minor details. This was intended for homework: designing a new toy in Science. And, the name is called EPsilon Handheld. Wow. I like that word. Epsilon. Heh. Greek words amuse me.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, or the stick

2004-12-11T16:00:00.000-08:00

Heh, been a while. I'm usually lazy to post in my blog, so get used to it.

Woohoo! Christmas break starts the week after next week! w00txors! And I hope I get more presents this time.

I am proud to be in the Student Council, and the next Honor Roll Assembly will whip out more Asian arts. That's right. MARTIAL ARTS! w00txors times tooty-too!

Raaaaaaargh.

As I'm typing, I'm eating Ramen Noodle Soup. Beef flavored. I think. It's too hot, though, and it blurrs my glasses.

So that's it for today. I'm looking forward to posting more often and stuff.

Later.

Okay.

You can go now.

Zilch.

An Honor Student Ish A Miracle

2004-12-01T21:19:00.000-08:00

Congratulations, Markie! You are the WORST STUDENT OF ALL TIME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THAT was what they would have said to me in the letter from my school should I have not made it in the honor roll with a GPA of 3.6, I think. Two close friends of mine(not telling their names) got GPAs of 4.0, the highest anyone can receive of the school. So close, but I'm proud nonetheless.

My favorite phrase during exciting times would be "BREAK OUT THE HAPPY SNACKS AND EXTRA SPICY SALSA STUFFERS!!!"

Along with good times today, there were bad times. In Speech and Debate class today I had a nervous breakdown while trying to compete with a debater in a SPAR Debate, a creative, more personal type of debate. Since I couldn't think of anything to say, I turned my back to the small audience and put my hand to my forehead. I couldn't think.

But it was a great day nonetheless. I got Chili Cheese Fries from Carls Jr., and...well, they didn't have that NACHO feel.

I'm currently on a quitting streak on R&C3 online. Mainly it's because I'm accidentally in the wrong team(that feels like a n00b team), and so I'm down on my luck, in the dumps, and in the ranks.

Holy crap, bad day.

Then again, who gives a crap about my consequences in life today? I don't.

I'm currently working on Some Plan to Rule the Masses, an odd Ratchet and Clank/Mario Bros. fic. Clicketh the link and read at your risk.

Where he at, where he at, now there he go, there he go...

2004-11-30T20:24:00.000-08:00

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

And, over the past few unnoticed blogging days, I guess the MBPR board is expanding well. Yeah.

There's this guy on Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal online named BOYDOOM. I'm impressed by his usage of Gravity Bombs, Flux Rifles and Mini-Rocket Tubes. I have been incinerated by him MANY times, too many to count. BUT! I've also gotten revenge on him by also incinerating him a few times as well.

My final words of the day are...GESHUNDHEIT!

Bleh.

This message board!!!

2004-11-08T20:11:00.000-08:00

LOL

http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=8472

YAY

Back again!!! Or not.

2004-10-08T19:54:00.001-07:00

Haven't updated in awhile. Oh well.

Somehow the most weird thing today was making this weird slushee called the "Ultra Stupid Slushie Surprise". It's really...lame.

And I don't have anything else to say.

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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGFORSOMETHING!!!

...I feel really stupid.