Markie In: Snooooooooooooooop

If anyone wants to challenge me on Ratchet: Deadlocked, my screenanme is Mk_97.

That is all.

*static*

Markie In: WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?!

Ugh...haven't updated this crap in a while. Sry hmbrgr.

AaaaaanYwAYz, I return from my social life (if I had one, I know I have one) only to find that the HOMESTAR RUNNER WIKI has been HAXORED by NSMC. At first, I thought this was King Nintendoid getting revenge on the HRWiki because he doesn't like that...type...of company, but I thought otherwise. (No offense.)

So I'll be busy hunting the arses of spambots and trolls alike this thanksgiving 2005. Happy Holidays? Nah.

Markie In: I feel grumpy right now.

So just chillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 'till the next episode.

Anyways, some guy - DFPS - shunned Super Sam at the Fanstuff Wiki today. That, and I was in a bad mood before it happened. So I...um...you know.

Man, if I keep up with this personality, I might die tomorrow. I hope not.

Markie?!

Markie In: D'oh!

"I can't guarantee that we will be especially good about responding to each and every email we get. Sometimes we get busy and ignore that mail box for months on end. But don't give up hope. Eventually, the mail server will get full, and we'll need to delete some of the applications, so we'll all get together and read through the resumes in there and make fun of people's spelling errors or read their "Job Objective" statements in sarcastic voices and stuff like that.

But maybe we'll see your samples or your web page and all at once the laughter will stop, and our jaws will drop, and then somebody will say, "Whoa." And then I'll look a them and I'll say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And then someone will yell, "I'm way ahead of you buddy!" as they pull up in the company bus/monster truck and as we all pile in, somebody shouts out, "LOCK AND LOAD!" And we drive full speed to your house and you come out and say "D-D-D-Double Fine? But--" and we put a finger to your lips and say, "You had us at hello!" And then your parents try to stop us because they don't understand, so we duct tape them to a streetlight and peel out, popping a wheelie all the way down the street while "Sweet Home Alabama" blares out of the radio and then you and I try to say something at the same time because we're both so excited, so then we both shut up so that the other can talk, and then we both say, "No, you go!", but then we both start talking again at the same time, and we have to just laugh until we're crying tears of joy, and we sense in our hearts that we will all be best friends forever and ever, and never think about what or who we were before. We will just enjoy the ever-unfolding kaleidoscope of happiness and discovery and adventure and laughter that lie before us.

And then we pull up to the office and I yell, "Alright, back to work suckers. And no talking!" And weld the door shut with everyone inside as I laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh, the fun."

-Tim Schafer, doublefine.com

Markie In: Sweet short rant about shameless plugs

Okay, look people, STOP SHAMELESSLY POSTING COMMENTS ABOUT ADVERTISING YOUR SITE in my blog. It's annoying and a butt. If you do this after I post this, then...it gets OWNED.

Markie In: *GASP* Am I responsible for the BSWiki being closed?

You bet your sweet Dan it is!

Markie In: Dot Dot Dot sucked for two minutes.

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Have you tried Googling "phpbb sucks" yet?